Zombie killing works up an appetite.
When the time comes for a zombies apocolypse, I don’t think Dominos will still be delivering. So you need to stock up on something that will last you for some time. I suggest stocking up on some Tactical Sammichs. The best part: They have a shelf life of 2...Machete Slinghot, Blades of Fury
You know some stories write themselves. This is a giant slingshot that shoots a machete, there is no subterfuge in the name. Watch the video it IS as dangerous as it sounds. Experts only, Some Darwin awards are merely held in reserve. This is crazy....
Cyborg Zombie Cockroaches
Of all of the creatures on this planet large and small, nothing is more durable than the cockroach. Well that and Kieth Richards. Why woould we give them cybernetic upgrades? Nothing kills these things, perhaps they will eventually take over control of the circuits...